Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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