At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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