we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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