At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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