you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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