You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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