is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
So squirting runs in the family.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
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