Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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