gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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