Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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