ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
