Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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