What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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