tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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