Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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