super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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