For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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