I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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