tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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