If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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