hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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