Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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