the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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