I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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