when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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