my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
