I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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