No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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