let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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