Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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