is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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