yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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