Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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