Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I did not marry a roomba.
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