do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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