i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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