When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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