i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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