I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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