So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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