i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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