My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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