She just used a chaser for red wine.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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