she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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