So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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