dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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