IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
