Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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