try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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