I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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