No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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