Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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